Maester Yoda

Maester Yoda is a poster who arrived relatively recently on KMC, and began almost immediately to dispense lulz.

Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to Mr Link, Hero of all time;
I will defend him when everyone else does not;
I will never bash him, for he is the most mightiest.
He is the supreme ruler, and role-model for all would be hero's.

-To be sung to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic -

Mine eyes have seen the glory of our hero, Mr Link;
He can beat almost anyone, especially wearers of pink;
He's our father and our leader, and he will never back down,
So stop trying to argue hard facts!

L-I-I-I-INK He's the Hero of our Time!
L-I-I-I-INK He is really so sublime!
L-I-I-I-INK HE will never get behind, so STFU!

- To be sung to the tune of America the Beautiful -

O beautiful for endless threads, who try to put link down,
for no evidence and sad defense, which always can be found!
Link HA-A-TERS, Link HA-A-TERS, how can we change your mind?
Just play a game, stop being lame, and BT your insane!

- To be sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy -

There are those who should be banned, that claim that Link is not the man,
They make claims like TO-O-ONFORCE, 'cause they don't understand.
They like to wank weak characters, they like to cup their B@LLS
They claim we don't know anything, but their just stupid trolls!

Personality

Charming witty poster that is just looking to have good intellectual challenges

Frequence of posting/Posting style

He can often be found posting his pledges to the official "LolloveLinkclub" (non profit). Outside his pledges, his stance in versus debates is general to defend his preferred characters with reasoned examples from canon, but does not become over zealous. Has a love for all things Star Wars and will defend all force users and force related topics in this forum. Finds actual experience to be the trump of all knowledge. Read a book or play the game.

Favourite characters

  • War
  • Yuna
  • Solid Snake
  • Drake
  • Dante
  • Link
  • Raiden
  • Tingle!
  • Leon Scott Kennedy

Favorite games

  • MGS2
  • MGS4
  • The Legend of Dragoon
  • Final Fanatsy X
  • Jak II
  • Uncharted 2
  • Darksiders
  • Wind Waker
  • RE4
  • Devil May Cry 3

Trivia

  • Board Warrior and Pledge Leader for the official LolloveLinkclub
  • Used to be a mod on starwars.com
  • Has more knowledge of Star Wars than George Lucas does…
  • Practitioner of Jui-jitsu, Aikido, Aiki-jitsu, and Kempo Karate
  • Know's Bobby Flay
  • Has a shrine in his house devoted to all things Donnie Yen
  • Will be a missionary to Japan (has been there before)

Quotes

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

Most win

Most hilarious

Most fail

Most fanboy/girlish moments.

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