General Kaliero

General Kaliero, or GK as KMCers sometimes affectionately refer to him, likes tabletop games, books, chocolate, art, 3D modeling, and, of course, video games.



To be blunt, he's crazy. For the most part he's calm, with a sardonic writing style, and tends to be rational, but there's a huge geeky side there with a hard-on for knowledge of almost any kind.

He has a talent for obsessing, managing to work references to his obsessions into almost any situation.

Frequence of posting/Posting style

As co-moderator of the Games forum, GK spends most of his posting time taking care of the forum proper. He checks reports and acts accordingly in a constant, vigilant effort to keep the VS. forum nice and shiny. While in this dutiful business mode, he conducts himself directly, clearly laying down the law.

When not posting in mod capacity, GK rarely posts in the VS. threads themselves. He likes to watch. When he does speak out, it is typically for a favorite character, or because he's compelled to clarify a misconception, usually biological or mathematical. In these times that he does decide to join a debate, he debates from a very logical platform, grounded in physics, combat strategy, precedent, and common sense.

Favourite characters

  • The Prince (Sands of Time trilogy)
  • The Prince (Prince of Persia '08)
  • Amaterasu (Okami)
  • Link
  • Midna
  • Bowser
  • Samus

Favorite games

  • Prince of Persia
  • Batman: Arkham Asylum
  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  • Star Fox 64
  • Metroid Prime: Corruption


  • Staffs one of the largest conventions in the US.
  • Because his girlfriend does.
  • Is obsessive about the LoZ timeline.
  • Is a Tae Kwon Do practitioner, and as such is regularly mugged for his munny by six year olds.
      • Though with his more recent fencing and broadsword lessons, the muggings are now only being perpetrated by ten-year-olds.
  • Has thoughts about leaving Peach and running away with Dark-Jaxx from time to time.
        • However, these thoughts always disappear the moment he remembers Peach's great tracts of land.
  • Once spent so long masturbating his coke went flat.
    • This is patently a lie, as he does not drink coke.


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