Dark-Jaxx is a KMCer and sexual deviant known for a very opinionated posting style, and tendency to share the love with whoever he can.


As the undisputed ruler of KMC game vs., it's most intelligent member, and the best debater by far, it should not surprise you that Dark-Jaxx is an asshole. He is extraordinarily intelligent, yes, in fact it is well-known that he makes the likes of Albert Einstein and Nikola Tesla look like infants in terms of intellect, and he is always eager to show it, not because he is insecure of himself, oh no, but because he finds a sexual pleasure from informing everyone of how meaningless their existance is in comparison. Dark-Jaxx follows the "cool nerd" lifestyle straight, he is an avid gamer, anime and manga viewer, and a comic fan, but he is not dorky or awkward. He is not without flaws however. He is a well known pervert and fetishist, with even some of his more mundane sexual preferences causing disgust in members (Particularly Nemesis X, the big baby). He is extraordinarily vain, acknowledging anyone being his superior in nearly any way is difficult for him. He has been called callous on a few occasions. He also has problems with authority, anger management issues, and something of a vulgar mouth, which has caused conflict with mods on numerous occasions.

Frequence of posting/Posting style

Dark-Jaxx generally favors logic above all else in his posting in vs. threads, and applies science and some calculations to his debates, but unlike a certain Link fanboy (You know who I am talking about) does not let it override logic or apply it to a ridiculous extent. His debating style is generally a beatdown of his opponent's points, until his opponent either becomes butthurt and leaves the debate or concedes.

Favourite characters

- Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)
- Midna (Legend of Zelda)
- Zant (Legend of Zelda)
- Gouki/Akuma (Streetfighter)
- Slayer (Guilty Gear)
- Commandant Vandesdelca Musto Fende (Tales of the Abyss)
- Jecht (Final Fantasy X)
- Auron (Final Fantasy X)
- Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
- Zell (Final Fantasy VIII)
- Seifer (Final Fantasy VIII)
- Liberty Prime (Fallout 3)
- Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)
- Ramza Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics)
- Dycedarg Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics)
- Kratos (God of War)
- Sovereign (Mass Effect)
- Wrex (Mass Effect)
- Garrus (Mass Effect)
- Tali'Zorah vas Normandy (Mass Effect)
- Hakumen (BlazBlue)
- Terumi/Hazama (Blazblue)
- Jack of Blades (Fable)

Hated Characters

- Tidus (Final Fantasy X)
- Dante (Devil May Cry)
- Bayonetta (… From Bayonetta =|)

Favorite games

- Legend of Zelda
- Final Fantasy Tactics
- Tales of the Abyss
- God of War
- Bioshock
- Guilty Gear
- Fallout 3
- Mass Effect
- BlazBlue
- Fable


- There are rumors that Dark-Jaxx's behavior is because he has an incredibly small penis. These rumors are unconfirmed, but it should be noted your mother seems to enjoy it.
- Dark-Jaxx with his arrogant attitude does not make friends easily, but he does have a select few people on the site he considers friends, including Q'Anilia, Becci/Rapidash, ScreamPaste (Despite his gheyness), Ms. Marvel (Halo fangirlism aside), and that is probably it.
- Moo loves you too, Dark-Jaxx.
- Jaxx, you'll always be GK's spoony bard.
- Peach thinks you're pretty okay when you're not being a rule-breaking pain in the ass.
- Neo Darkhalen loves him and his sense of humor, even if he's sometimes retarded and can't see it.
- Dark-Jaxx is never retarded, you're just obviously envious of his incredibly advanced cognitive processes.
-Darkhalen was talking about himself not Jaxx, and now he's wondering why he keeps talking in 3rd person.


  • "If I were a molester, would not molest humans. Too easy. Would try to rape a polar bear or something." -Jaxx on molestation and rape.

Most win

  • "I am your better Burning Thought. I am the gaze into the sun, you can feel me, and you may even try to block out my light, but you can never extinquish it. Block my light all you will, my rays shall burn through your lies and reveal the truth for all to see! That you are both a hater, and are a hypocrite, who shall forever lurk to the shadows in the light that is the lollovelink club!" -The end of a post which violently thrashed BT

Most hilarious

Most fail

Most fanboy/girlish moments.

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